proper use of duct tape

I was thinking about calling this one “I Knew I Shoulda Bought a
Truck.” Or “Never Heard of U-Haul, Eh?” Or “Sure Hope It Doesn’t Rain.”
And no doubt there’s a sad, desperate story behind this tableau…
assuming it isn’t a college prank (they used to see how many people
could cram in a phone booth, maybe now it’s how many boxes you can jam
into a hatchback).

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On the plus side, she is wearing a seatbelt.